Walking down the 60 feet road in Koramangala, I saw a bike stopping by. A gentle pair of feet touched mother earth and the next scene was a lady puckering her face in real pain or pretended pain resting her head on her partner. My heart danced to see Anand Sweets on the left while my purse shrunk. So I reduced my speed and thought of ogling at the couple's intimate gestures.
I thought, "now the guy like Akki will draw the girl closer to his heart and ummm..."but ma ma MIA I had the shock of my life. Guess what the helmetwala did, he fa.... as if some tire punctured in mud. I had no option but to cross the road risking my life. Cars and bikes screeched as I had stepped down on to the street from the footpath all of a sudden to escape the shame of hearing that shameless act.
I had no curiosity to see what the cutie did on that natural act of her partner. Intimacy outraged in broad day light. Never knew romantic moments could be so recklessly careless. Chhi Chhi Chhi, ram ram, Sita ko kya hogi if this is the reaction to her tears.
On the other side of the road a well-decked dame shouted "f... u" over the phone, my good morning turned libidinous for a sec. I had actually crossed the road in reaction to the unprodigious act of the Anti-Romantic Couple, who reciprocate with a puckering face and a royal f....
I called up Mama and shared with her the incident. She said, you deserve the punishment of being witness to such profane incidents because you were prying into other people's privacy. "Me prying into other's privacy? Impossible! What if one lays bare his/her so-called privacy in public?"
I cut the line while Mama laughed out positing me as the "defeatist". Gosh I gotta get immuned to all these...I told myself "Baby be immuned to these things henceforth...you are too much in a mushy, mushy world; there are actually a lot of bones and less of meat these days..."
When I narrated the incident to Radha, she exclaimed "Chhi, Chhi" but Woods in his inimitable manner said, Ma'm the guy needed some way to relieve his tension..." I could not help but let my jaw hang and go speechless "Can romanticism be roughened up by big, loud, 'art...Huh!
I thought, "now the guy like Akki will draw the girl closer to his heart and ummm..."but ma ma MIA I had the shock of my life. Guess what the helmetwala did, he fa.... as if some tire punctured in mud. I had no option but to cross the road risking my life. Cars and bikes screeched as I had stepped down on to the street from the footpath all of a sudden to escape the shame of hearing that shameless act.
I had no curiosity to see what the cutie did on that natural act of her partner. Intimacy outraged in broad day light. Never knew romantic moments could be so recklessly careless. Chhi Chhi Chhi, ram ram, Sita ko kya hogi if this is the reaction to her tears.
On the other side of the road a well-decked dame shouted "f... u" over the phone, my good morning turned libidinous for a sec. I had actually crossed the road in reaction to the unprodigious act of the Anti-Romantic Couple, who reciprocate with a puckering face and a royal f....
I called up Mama and shared with her the incident. She said, you deserve the punishment of being witness to such profane incidents because you were prying into other people's privacy. "Me prying into other's privacy? Impossible! What if one lays bare his/her so-called privacy in public?"
I cut the line while Mama laughed out positing me as the "defeatist". Gosh I gotta get immuned to all these...I told myself "Baby be immuned to these things henceforth...you are too much in a mushy, mushy world; there are actually a lot of bones and less of meat these days..."
When I narrated the incident to Radha, she exclaimed "Chhi, Chhi" but Woods in his inimitable manner said, Ma'm the guy needed some way to relieve his tension..." I could not help but let my jaw hang and go speechless "Can romanticism be roughened up by big, loud, 'art...Huh!
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i never knew that you are a fartologist as well :D
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